Crap Emails
Because I frequent a lot of conservative sites, I’ve been getting inundated with emails from groups that support various candidates. The one that is really pissing me off is “Conservative Byte.” Now, I understand they sell advertising to whoever has money but I really wish they’d stop selling our email addresses to Ron Paul supporters. I never, ever voting for that whack job so sending me emails about how he’s a “Man of Faith,” just annoys me.
Here are other violators of the “Don’t send me dumb shit in an email”:
Teaparty.net: I’m getting every “end of days” email in the world from them including this one. Here’s the text of the email:
Food Crisis Alert
Dear Fellow Patriot,
You may not know this, but… FEMA has ordered 420 million survival meals.
Why would they need a 7000% increase of survival meals?
We all know the world is in bad shape right now. Maybe it’s the X-class solar flare that knocked out all of China’s communication back in February (“X” is NASA’s highest solar flare classification).
Not to mention the shaky sate of the world’s economies. Just look at Europe – they’re worse off than we are right now!
But we can’t forget the reality that our fragile food supply chain could be knocked by just the threat of a disaster (even if it was just a false alarm)…
Whatever the reason, it’s about time the Government woke up and started paying attention!
But the reality is, I don’t think they can. And as your fellow American, I’ve got to tell you – it’s time we took matters into our own hands.
The truth is there are 37 critical items that you can buy from the grocery store that can be the difference between relying on the government for food and being self reliant:
RUN!!!! RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!! SOLAR FLARES…FEMA…OMG THE WORLD IS ENDING!!!!!
Nothing like being an alarmist. I’m fairly certain I know what I’ll need when the end is at hand without this dipstick telling me.
Guns & Patriots Marketplace:
Normally they have pretty cool stuff. Then there’s this:
BREAKING NEWS:
Scientific discovery reveals the secret to speaking any language in just 10 days!
Have you ever wondered how some people can speak multiple languages fluently or how some people seem to pick up new languages almost effortlessly?
1 Sneaky Linguistic Trick Revealed
One sneaky linguistic trick? I studied to be an Arabic linguist and if there was a “sneaky trick” I would have known about it.
I also get the usual ads for Bibles, t-shirts,etc. but those don’t really annoy me. Of course, I’ve been getting loads of spam about boner pills; a place called “Fuckbook” where I guess you can get laid; how to meet eligible seniors; and some dude name “Robert James” who’s trying to convince me he has money waiting for me.
