Hey, I figure if they're just giving the damn thing away, why not give it to me? Send my name to the Nobel nominating committee. I figure I should at least get it for literature based upon my cumulative blog works. I'll even cut you in on the prize. I want Hot Chocolate's, "You Sexy Thing," played when I accept my prize.
Meanwhile, I'm working on that coveted Peace Prize. Granted, I haven't done the works of Mother Theresa or Nelson Mandela but hell, neither has Obama. I'm sure there's some way I can promote world peace or whatever.
