Facebook Oops & Everything Else
Seems there was some insider trading going on at Facebook. I wonder if Mark Zuckerberg will be charged. He certainly cashed out his $1.6 billion in stock rather fast. I’m just glad I’m too broke to be one the suckers.
I have been going to counseling to deal with stress. Basically, I have doormatitis. The cure for that ailment is to tell everyone to fuck off. Seriously. I’m supposed to stand up to everyone and essentially tell them to kiss my ass. I can’t wait to try it out on the family.
Politics suck. I’m sick of Obama and his lying, sorry ass. And if the Secret Service is reading this, you guys need to do some real work instead frequenting hookers and harassing anti-Obama, tax-paying citizens.
Put Your D*&k Away
Here’s a story about a poor guy with 30 kids by 11 different women who’s whining ’cause he can’t pay child support. Here’s an idea: stop screwing everything that moves, you retard.
It’s My Birthday
Yeah for me. I was born on this day in Key West 45 years ago. I got a nifty new sewing machine from Erinyes which I can’t wait to try out. It’s also my brother’s birthday. He turns 50 and I think he’s now eligible for discounts at Denny’s.
Apathy Has Set In
I am now forgetting to post due to the overwhelming amount of b.s. I read on a regular basis. Between Crazy Uncle Joe’s idiotic statement of the week and Obama’s shameless self-promotion, I’m so tired of the news I can’t see straight. George Clooney hosts a $40k/plate dinner for the big O and no one points out the hypocrisy of him and other Hollywood leftists who bitch about “the rich”.
Damn, I think it’s about time to move out the country and find some island somewhere.
Fell Down on the Job
I just realized I haven’t posted anything in a week. I don’t know what to post so, like the Obama Administration, I’ll just make up as I go along. Took the offspring to see The Avengers yesterday. Pretty good flick except I think Scarlett Johansson was pretty weak. She was just kinda there for eye candy. However, it made more money than I will ever see.
My youngest is going to live with his ne’er-do-well father on Wednesday. I just hope his dingbat father doesn’t screw up. We had to shell out $340 to fly him to Oklahoma. He is leaving his cat and dog behind which I will be taking of care of.
And that’s all I have to say today.
Parenthood
When your children are small, they’re the cutest things on the planet even when they screw up. When they hit the teenage years, you wish you had the power to turn them into a toad.
Look how they cute they were.
The younger son today after losing his electronics.
Yesterday, we received a visit from a deputy sheriff. Seems the younger child burglarized a house while walking his dog and let said dog crap everywhere. The house was empty so as far as I know, he didn’t steal anything. Any how, a witness pointed him out and said he was with another boy. When questioned by the sheriff , he denied anyone else was involved. The sheriff wanted to take him to jail but the home owner refused to press charges and only wanted the carpet cleaned. We spent $150.00 to clean the carpet. The kid has not apologized or acting the least bit contrite. In fact he’s acting even worse.
So, it looks as though the child is getting his wish and going to live with his ne’er well father. Not a happy occasion for me but I apparently don’t have what he needs. Especially when he tells me that jail is preferable to living with me.
Mitt Romney Campaign Slogans
Romney is the presumptive nominee but hasn’t come out with a slogan yet. Here’s a few I like. Feel free to add your own in the comments.
- Romney: At least he didn’t eat dog.
- Romney: Your dog will be safe.
- Romney: He knows how many states we have.
- Romney: His wife is prettier than Michelle.
- Romney: Guaranteed to piss off evangelicals and Muslims alike.
- Romney: He couldn’t do any worse.
- Romney: Little chance of sex scandals in his White House.
- Romney: He can prove where he was born.
- Romney: He knows Hawaii isn’t in Asia.
- Romney: He’ll take his vacations on his dime.
Happy Conch Independence Day
On this day, 30 years ago, the mayor of Key West told a group of reporters outside the Federal District Court in Miami that Key West was seceding at noon the following day. You see the government, in its infinite wisdom, decided to put up a check point in Florida City to inspect each and every car in and out of the Keys for drugs and illegals. The backup was 23 miles on US 1 and all but shutdown Key West.
The mayor filed an injunction in federal court which was denied. Mayor Wardlow said that since they were being treated like a third world country, they were going to become one. Key West seceded and declared it to be the Conch Republic. A day later the country surrendered and asked for $1 billion in US aid. The damn feds still haven’t paid the aid.
Doggiegate
Yesterday, the Romney campaign mentioned that in Obama’s self-glorifying tome “Dreams of My Father”, he mentions that his step -father gave him dog meat. His supporters claim that he was just sharing his step-father’s culture. Or not:
In fact, in Jakarta, where the Obamas lived with their Indonesian stepfather, Lolo Soetoro, dog meat is illegal. In the majority Muslim Indonesia, eating dog is forbidden among most ethnic groups in the islands, though a small, black market is said to exist for those looking for it. The only exception are the Batak people, principally of Northern Sumatra who eat it on holidays–but Obama’s stepfather, who was raised in West Java, isn’t a part of that ethnic group. Besides, the Obamas lived hundreds of miles and several islands away.
Oh another lie? Say it ain’t so.
It’s Tax Day
I hope all the good little minions have filed their yearly IOU to the federal government.
Give me all your money.
